The media insists on taking what someone didn't mean to say as being far closer to the truth than what they did.
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Alain De Botton
Was man wünscht, das glaubt auch jeder.
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Demosthenes
Acknowledgements! My thanks to HollywoodWhen you showed me John RamboStitching up his arm with no anaesthetic And giving them “a war they won’t believe” I knew then my calling, the job for me Thanks also to the recruitment adverts For showing me soldiers whizzing around...
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Danny Martin
Speaking the truth is for losers and egomaniacs.
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Dennis Perrin
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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe...
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
